Intro
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Ruri: *In her apartment, sitting at a desk*
Rinako: *Asleep in bed*
*Knock knock*
Ruri: *Keeps working*
Rinako: *Feigns still being asleep*
*Knock knock*
Rinako: Ruuuu~ get the door!
Ruri: You get it, I'm busy.
*Knock knock*
Rinako: Well, I'm trying to sleep!
Ruri: It's 3 in the afternoon!
Rinako: I need my beauty sleep!
*Knock knock*
Ruri: Just get the door.
Rinako: No, you!
Ruri: Do it or I'll show you that gross thing I can do.
Rinako: You wouldn't dare.
Ruri: *Turns around and starts to remove the eyepatch over her right eye*
Rinako: FINE! I'M GETTING THE DOOR! HAPPY NOW!?
*Knock knock*
Rinako: *Not opening the door* Yes?
Voice: *Mumbling* Miss Takashrrrrr?
Rinako: What?
Voice: *Mumbling* Miss Rurohashrrr???
Rinako: Who is it?
*Pause*
Voice: Flowers.
Rinako: …Flowers for who?
Ruri: *From across the room* WHOM.
Rinako: Shut up, Ru! *Turning back to the door* Flowers for WHOM?
*Long pause…*
Voice: Plumber, ma'am.
Rinako: …We don't need a plumber. You're here for my Bijuu aren't you?
*Pause*
Voice: Candygram.
Rinako: Candygram, my butt! You get out of here before I call for help! You're after my Bijuu and you know it!
Voice: Wait! I… I'm just a secret admirer!
Rinako: Ruuuuu! Help!
Ruri: What is it?
Voice: I HAVE AN OLYMPIC-SIZED SWIMMING POOL IN MY BACKYARD, WANNA' COME OVER!?
Rinako: …A swimming pool, you say? Well… Okay. *Opens door*
*Jaws music plays*
Kisame: NOMNOMNOM *Gnaws on Rinako's head*
Rinako: AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kisame: *Drags Rinako out of the apartment and down the hall*
*Jaws music fades out as they get further away*
Ruri: *Turns around in her chair and looks out the door for a little bit, then turns to face the audience* …the Land Shark is considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the great white shark, which tends to inhabit the waters and harbors of recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, anytime. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women.
Ruri: *Goes back to her papers*
Closing Comments
Kisame: He is totally a Land Shark.
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