Ninja Commercial 12


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*On the roof of Konoha hospital*
Sasuke: You really think you can beat me, Naruto?
Naruto: It's not about winning, it's about fun!
Sasuke: …What's that?
Naruto: Fun is when you… sorta like…. fun is about…
Naruto: *Looks to Sakura*
Sakura: *Shrugs*
Naruto: What is fun? Here. Let me spell it for you.
Naruto: F is for friends who do stuff together
Naruto: U is for you and me~
Naruto: N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Naruto: Down here in the Leaaaaf~!
Sasuke: F is for fire burning the whole town!
Sasuke: U is for uranium~! …bombs.
Sasuke: N is for no survivors —
Naruto: Sasuke! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Do it like this!
Naruto: F is for friends who do stuff together —
Sasuke: No! That's completely idiotic!
Naruto: *Thinking* 'Why do I like this guy again?'
Sakura: *Thinking* 'Sasuke~! <3'

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